Notepads:

• A Women’s Place is at the Mall
• Be nice to your kids, they’ll choose your nursing home
• Being of sound mind, I’m spending money as fast as I can
• Born to Shop
• Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back
• Boston Celtics
• Breast Cancer-Fight like a girl
• Chicago Bears
• Chicago Bulls
• Dallas Cowboys
• Denver Broncos
• Give Thanks
• Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it
• Green Bay Packers
• Happy Halloween
• Have a Nice Day
• I know it all! I just can’t remember it all at once
• I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up
• If we can send one man to the moon why can’t we send them all?
• I’m too busy to be organized
• Indianapolis Colts
• Is It Friday yet?
• It’s been one of those days…all week
• Kansas City Chiefs
• Kansas Jayhawks
• Kasey Kane #5
• LA Lakers
• Love me, love my dog
• Minnesota Timberwolves
• Minnesota Twins
• Minnesota Vikings
• Nebraska Huskers
• New England Patriots
• New Orleans Saints
• New York Gaints
• Not all men are fools…some are bachelors
• Notre Dame
• NY Yankees
• Oakland Raiders
• Of all the things I’ve lost…I miss my mind the most
•  Often mothers tread where angels fear
• Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken
• Over the hill
• Pittsburgh Steelers
• Puppy Pad
• San Francisco 49ers
• Scratch Pad
• Seattle Seahawks
• Shoppin List Pads
• St Louis Rams
• Sweet 16
• The more men I meet, the more I like my dog
• The stockings were hung by the chimney with care…
• Tony Stewart #14
• When God made man he rested. When God made woman, no one’s rested since
• You are only young once, but you can be immature forever
• You want it when?
• Jeff Gordon #24
• You’ll always be my friend… You know to much
• Get Even, Live long enough to be a problem for your kids
• Daughters are angels with attitudes
• Guess What I made for dinner?...Reservations
• A true friend knows you and likes you anyways
• Laugh More, Worry Less
• Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much
• Fifties not old if you’re a tree
• Life is too short to dance with ugly men
• A clean house is the sign of a miss-spent life
• I gave up bowling for sex, the balls are lighter and you don’t have to change your shoes
• Dale Earnhardt #3
• Dale Earnhardt #88
• Kevin Harvick #29
• Carl Edwards #99
• Jimmie Johnson #48
• Bridge Score Pads