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A CLEVER DOGA butcher watching over his shop is surprised when he sees a dog
come inside the shop. He shoos him away. Later, the dog is back.
So, he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well.
”The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten dollar bill there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog’s mouth. The butcher is so impressed, he decides to close up shop and follow the dog.
The dog walks down the street and comes to a crosswalk.The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. He waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following him.
The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the schedule. The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and sits on the bench. Along comes a bus. The dog walks around to the front, looks at the number, notices it’s the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, open-mouthed, gets on the bus.
The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the dog looks at the scenery. Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands on two back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth.
Dog and butcher walk along the road until the dog turns into a house. He drops the groceries on the step and throws himself against the door. He does this two more times until a big guy opens the door, and pops the dog on the head.
The butcher shouts: “What are you doing? This dog is a genius.” to which the guy responds: “You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog’s forgotten his key.”Some people will never be satisfied with what they’ve got.